I'd call you an idiot, but I think you might take it personally.

[Time to run his fingers into Martin's hair, just a little. You know what the best part of not being colleagues any more is? Random displays of affection for your friends.

Especially after they were idiots and got attacked by a vampire.]

You know, from what I've gathered from her, I'm not entirely sure if it was the overly emotional basket case, or the narcissistic sociopath. Either way. Neither of them are here, so nobody can have a...

[Pipe to the kneecaps?]

...conversation with them.